Spectre/Words That have Changed Me
Jamie Gravittwood (Photo By: Kate Shrayber)
Phrases that have changed me.
I can jump that far.
I’m gonna win her back.
I can trust you guys.
It’s not that important, right?
Might make it, I think.
You’re sure it’s not hot?
It’s brown, eat it anyways.
It’s not that far down.
This is kind of hard.
I think it’s safe here.
She only broke one bone.
Their beaks aren’t that sharp.
Maybe it can last longer.
That should do the trick.
It’s only a few feet.
C’mon, you can make it!
Do you have any money?
You locked the door, right.
Let’s get in that van!
I’ve only had a few...
What’s one more drink, buddy?
With a grain of salt.
Are we there yet, mom?
Where’d you get it, anyways?
Yeah, you can use it!
You think it will hold?
Just reboot, it’ll be fine.
You saw it done online?
You won’t forget, will you?
Come see me after class.
You want any - it’s fun!
I’ll be in that alley.
C’mon, everyone else does it!
He was a Nigerian Prince!?
I left it for you.
They said they’re a charity?
It’ll be in your account.
I thought you said Thursday?
It’s not due tomorrow, right?
I thought you promised him.
I want to fuck you.
They did say virgin, right?
What kinda spider was it?
It has been five hours.
You just checked the closets?
Do you have a gun?
This can be easy, okay?
What’s that between your legs?
He’ll come back to me.
Let’s go get them back!
Will you please marry me?
Are we breaking up now?
It’s just a bit longer.
Just walk away slowly, okay?
Your dick goes right there.
He should be here soon.
But he’s cute and nice.
Make sure you pull out.
You’re sure this is it.
I think I’m on fire.
Where did you get that?
You think you can dance.
Well, it is quite elementary.
Wait, what did you say?
Sorry, I didn’t hear you.
You said your name was...
So much for that idea.
Hold on, I got this.
Put the guns down now!
Houston, we’ve got a problem.
Wait, that’s for cooking only!
Claymores are pointed at you.
You’re going to be fine!
So what? He seems nice.
It’s only a week old!
Who reads labels these days!
What does this get me?
Let’s just make a deal.
Grenades are not our friends.
They never said it flew!
It’s only a call home.
Give me one more chance!
Hey! It is like flying!
I thought you said jump!
So you’re not a supermodel?
Wait you lied to me?
Well I was too drunk!
Didn’t you finish it before?
D’you see a gas station?
I could finish it tomorrow.
What happened to “almost done”?
It’s like falling with style.
You really did mean exotic.
The right to bear arms.
See? it’s only kinda tingly.
Shiny does not mean safe.
That is the kid’s meal?
Let me think on that.
You don’t know you’re beautiful.
Additional charges may (will) apply.
Don’t read the fine print.
They just look like candy.
I didn’t know you hunted!
Hope is an open heart.
Their eyes were watching God.
Don’t think with your dick.
It’s like Monopoly, but better.
Chocolate dipped everything is good.
You’ll experience a slight sensation.
It’s not like you’re suffering?
It’s beyond bubbly, it’s explosive.
Wouldn’t anyone wanna be president?
It’s like bondage, but better.
So you say you’re Mr.Public...
Are you just about done?
We were *this* close, okay?
Terms and conditions may apply.
Don’t worry, I got this.
So, what’s the whip for?
I’d totally do that too.
Idea of the century, here.
But isn’t there another way?
Wait, sunscreen makes you shiny?
What does this button do?
Hey wait, is cheese vegan?
I’m just flying a kite.
Gripped tight, raised from perdition.
Step on that purple carpet.
How many rabbits were there?
Hey, who forgot the pie.
Hey, it’s close enough, right.
Let’s get down to business.
Do it well, or else.
He ate the relationship chicken.
This seems way too easy.
Get it all cleaned up.
I can’t lift my head.
Someone take out the dog.
What’s that weird red stain?
This plan is totally fool-proof.
They should make that movie.
But it’s in the Bible.
I threw up a little.
One more for the road.
We should check it out.
Are you sure its edible?
Take it like a man!
Real men don’t eat quiche
I am not a man
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can I touch your bum
Hey look I found it
How’d that get up there?
Quick, hide the disco ball!
We’ll have to censor that.
My head is an animal.
For I have seen infinity.
Come to the dark side.
How does that even fit?
That doesn’t look like me.
We know what they don’t
Don’t leave me like this
Massive hammers on my mind
Teach me how to fly
I aim to become science
Art is our secret weapon
It’s just one more mile.
Leaves of four, or something?
It’s just you and me!
Get ready, it’s a doozy.
There’s an app for that.
Wait until you say ‘uncle’.
Only one way to know.
It’ll only take five minutes.
I don’t need help, thanks.
You sure it isn’t addicting?
It’s better to pack light.
What’s one more gonna do?
Don’t go into the woods.
I think it will hold.
Try an energy drink, please!
I wanted the blue one.
The entry has been deleted.
Keep away from the cages.
Is she really wearing that?
The station is closing soon.
That’s not going to work.
How much would that cost?
Who put you in charge?
Everything went as planned, but…
We won’t let them win.
So what we can’t balance?
Knew it, she’s a lesbian.
Wait, what’s your name again?
Didn’t you see the footprints?
So, did you mean him?
But wasn’t your name Julie?
I think we’re more lost.
200. What do we do now?
